Baltimore-Chesapeake Rugby Football Club
Player Profile*


Full Name: Evan Gordon Cameron IV (of the hampstead Camerons)
Nickname: Half Truth, Mr. Glass, Ashley
Birthplace: The Cameron Estate in the hampsteads
Birthdate: 1982
Occupation: What do I need a job for? I have a massive trust fund but in my spare time I go to school.
Marital status: Pussy Whipped
College: Towson
Years playing: 6
Positions: Flanker
Previous clubs: The only club I ever dreamed of playing for was Baltimore Chesapeake I just *sniff* love you guys so much *sniff* oh god I cant even finish Im just too emotional.
Why you started playing: I cry alot and I figured being emotional about a sport is better than me sitting around being emotional about my insurance not covering my calf implants.

Favorite International team: Whatever team that Jersey that I wear EVERY weekend is.
Favorite players: ME
Biggest influence in rugby: ME
Best memory in rugby: That time I won Peter Brock
Biggest disappointment in rugby: That time I won Peter Brock and wasnt there.
Favorite post-match ritual: A hot Bubble Bath and a cup of chamomile team.
Favorite Baltimore Bar: Grand Central
Favorite Beer: Is Smirnoff Ice a beer?

Other sports: Lax Bro, and I used to play football.
Favorite books: The Anamoly: a narrative on the Life and Times of Micheal Bock written by Evan Cameron with contributions by Evan Harkum and the slayee.
Favorite films: Two Girls one Cup, Brokeback Mountain
Favorite quotes: "....F*CK..." - Jason Powell

*This profile was written by an admiring fan and expert on all things Evan Cameron